wake up, wake up..
rise & shine friends and foe!

i believe in my/scientific theory that 72% of Bruneians are sleeping right now after having their first sahur.

i am taking this opportunity to wish 'happy fasting' to all Muslims in the whole wide world. hope you can endure the fasting before dusk.

i just cannot go back to sleep, which is weird. usually i'm the sleepyhead in the house. so i'm gonna take my time blogging, if i get sleepy, don't worry. i'll sleep.

this goes to people people who are who are fast fasting:
1. to the people who are hot-tempered; cool down and attend yoga class.
2. for those who like to pick their nose; leave that for a while.
3. others who like to spit out bad and cursed words; say prayers instead.
4. to those who like to wear inappropriate clothes; cover the places where you know you should cover.
5. those who like to put and poke things into their mouths; leave your mouth alone. this is the perfect time not to disturb your mouth.
6. people who have otak kuning; brainwash them and change jadi warna putih (or normally red) dan suci.
7. those who like to read books yang tidak baik dipandang orang; it's better if you read Al-Quran and bawa bertadarus.
8. to girls who are gossipy (boys also); i know it's hard to stop that. haha
9. and most importantly, to those who cannot bear not eating for hours; take a deep breath and chill out, you're no where near to death except if it's time lah and it's just for a couple of hours. after that, ke pasar tah kamu milih makanan kan sungkai or ngasak rah mall's foodcourt.
10. if gastric.. umm.. jangan dipaksa. haha.

that's it i guess. no offence to those who are offended just because it's offensive. *poof* hahahaha. bah. adios, negra y blanca

Labels: fasting, Ramadhan